Herby Vegan or Vegetarian Naan

Veganism: have you heard of it? Of course you have. The eating style that is committed to not eating anything produced from animals (including eggs, cheese, and even honey) is very mainstream. Being a hippie is no longer “required” to become a vegan. I am not a vegan, so I will not comment on anyone’s…

How to Cook Bok Choy {Day 1 of 5 Green Foods Challenge}

Happy Holidays! How are you doing? Excuse my cheer and overuse of exclamation marks (!) , but Christmas is my favorite time of year. Even though Christmas this year is coming at the end of a very long and scary and tiring year, I have to say that my heart is still a bit joyous…

WAP Juice

Whew! I made it through the five day juice challenge! Since our world is still in a pandemic, I will celebrate by simply giving MYSELF a pat on the back. The last juice of the week required me to scale down the ingredients a bit and create another simple, 4-ingredient blend. Apple + celery +…

Wind Down for the Night Juice

Today was another DAY! And I don’t mean those all caps in a nice way. Is there a way to hurl cuss words at all of a Thursday? If so, I’d like to know how to insult this entire day. But, on the bright side, I think that I found help for my tech issues….

Stove Top Grilled Vegetables

Vegetables get a bad rap, don’t they? They can be bland, yet colorful, little carriers of vital vitamins and nutrients, yet so few of us eat enough of them! I have discovered that one way to make your vegetables a bit more exciting is by grilling them. “But, but…I am poor and I don’t have…

Cooking Farro for the First Time

Have you ever cooked farro? Have you ever even heard of farro? I have the great and almighty Whole Foods to thank for my introduction to farro. I saw it on the Whole Foods salad bar and decided to try it. It looked like some kind of lovely and fluffy, more gangster version of brown…

Giant Ass Zucchini

Cooking your own food means discovering the wonder of vegetables. Vegetables are like people: they come in all shapes, colors, and sizes. Like people, some vegetables definitely have more length and girth. Take, for example, this big ass zucchini. I bought this giant zucchini at Whole Foods the other day. It’s labeled as organic, so…

Celery Juice: The Basic Way

Have you heard of celery juice? If not, which rock have you been living under? I’d like to come knock on your rock and tell you about celery juice. I am not a nutritionist, or really much of anything other than a smartass. I only decided to try celery juice this morning because a close…

Basic Ass Mashed Potatoes

Do I even need to introduce our next guest to the basic ass recipe party? It’s mashed potatoes! I feel like if you have been alive for longer than 35 seconds, you are familiar with mashed potatoes. So, what new spin can I put on mashed potatoes? Actually, not a damn thing. There’s no spin…

Healthy Steamed Broccoli

The worst part about writing a recipe about broccoli is that I have to remember how to spell the word broccoli. Have you ever spelled the word “broccoli” without assistance? If you have, then good for you. I hope you won the spelling bee as a child. Enough horsing around, let’s get down to broccoli…