Keto friendly and low carb recipe for salmon with brussels sprouts and mushrooms
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Roasted Whole Chicken and Vegetables
Learn how to roast a whole chicken for dinner tonight.
Creamy Shrimp and Pasta
Do you love butter? How about shrimp? I don’t even have to ask if you love pasta…right? If you are craving something delicious, comforting, and gut busting, then you’ve clicked on the right recipe. Today, I was craving something delicious, quick, easy, and healing. “Healing” is the word I am going to use instead of…
Basic Ass Lasagna
Episode 2: Refrigerator Cooking Basic Ass Lasagna TRIGGER ALERT WARNING: This is a recipe for lasagna…a basic ass recipe for lasagna. Here are a few things to consider before you read any further or subject yourself to something you might find offensive: I am *not* Italian. The great people of Italy and her descendants may…
I Got Wet at Whole Foods
Ah, Whole Foods Market, my version of Disney Land. Ah, torrential downpours that come out of no where. The calling card of the Houston Metro Area. This past Sunday, I visited my local Whole Foods Market to pick up some salmon and epsom salts. I think having those two items on my shopping list gives…
Pan Seared Chicken with Vegetables
Episode 1: Refrigerator Cooking Hey there! I am back and I have started a YouTube Channel! Details below! Today’s recipe is really not a “true” recipe. It’s more of an encouraging example of what you can do with some stuff that’s already in your refrigerator. That’s right…no trips out into the wildness of the COVID-19…
Salmon with Miso Sauce
Have you ever been to the Cheesecake Factory restaurant? It’s kind of like the adult foodie version of Disney Land…endless delicious choices served in a fantastical atmosphere. I’ve never been to Disney Land; is my understanding of it correct? The Cheesecake Factory serves one of my favorite restaurant dishes: miso glazed salmon. I have tried,…
Stove Top Grilled Vegetables
Vegetables get a bad rap, don’t they? They can be bland, yet colorful, little carriers of vital vitamins and nutrients, yet so few of us eat enough of them! I have discovered that one way to make your vegetables a bit more exciting is by grilling them. “But, but…I am poor and I don’t have…
Cooking Farro for the First Time
Have you ever cooked farro? Have you ever even heard of farro? I have the great and almighty Whole Foods to thank for my introduction to farro. I saw it on the Whole Foods salad bar and decided to try it. It looked like some kind of lovely and fluffy, more gangster version of brown…
Low Motivation Sunday
Happy Father’s Day! It’s raining in Houston today (yay!) and I’m suffering from low motivation to go to the grocery store. Right now, I would rather: Watch a movie Vacuum the house Not do anything Organize my purse Literally anything else to avoid going to the darn grocery store! How do you motivate yourself to…
Basic Ass Cooking 