Basic Ass Cooking

Cooking your own food means discovering the wonder of vegetables.

Vegetables are like people: they come in all shapes, colors, and sizes.

Like people, some vegetables definitely have more length and girth. Take, for example, this big ass zucchini.

I bought this giant zucchini at Whole Foods the other day. It’s labeled as organic, so I think that this lovely thing is just a natural freak of nature.

If this zucchini had a name, what would it be?

This zucchini is basically the vegetable version of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.

…and they say that size doesn’t matter! 😂