Tag: cooking
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Basic Ass Mashed Potatoes
Do I even need to introduce our next guest to the basic ass recipe party? It’s mashed potatoes! I feel like if you have been alive for longer than 35 seconds, you are familiar with mashed potatoes. So, what new spin can I put on mashed potatoes? Actually, not a damn thing. There’s no spin…
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Healthy Steamed Broccoli
The worst part about writing a recipe about broccoli is that I have to remember how to spell the word broccoli. Have you ever spelled the word “broccoli” without assistance? If you have, then good for you. I hope you won the spelling bee as a child. Enough horsing around, let’s get down to broccoli…
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Oven Roasted Salmon: Super Basic!
Salmon? Can your broke ass even afford salmon? If you can, then this recipe is for you. If you can’t, then save up for a few weeks, like I had to do, and then cook this shit up! I cooked this basic ass salmon today in under 30 minutes. You can, too. Check out the…
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